Todd aka Magic
Magic is originally from Greenfield, WI. He moved down to Birmingham, AL in August 1999 and thought he was going to die in the heat the first weekend. He has gone through being a "Yankee" when he first moved to the south, to a "Damn Yankee" when he didn't leave after several years and will soon graduate to a "F&%!ing Yankee" on his 10 year anniversary of living in the south. Bacardi Limon and Miller Lite doesn't have a chance with him.
Jeremy aka Harper
Harper is originally from Jemison, AL. You may know him from his crazy stunt of counting to one million live 24/7 on the internet. Yeah no joke, it took him 89 days of not leaving his house and being live in the internet. You may have also ran into him on some crazy drinking binge along the way. Somehow almost everyone is 6 degrees away from Harper. Absolute Citron and soda doesn'tt have a chance with him.
Karl aka KD
KD is originally from Jasper, AL. He is our fearless leader of the watering hole we all converge at... The Barking Kudu. He will make sure you have enough to drink or more and have a good time too. He will even make sure you are ok after a long night. However, watch out for his practical jokes you might become the next Captain Napkin. Jager Bombs are like firecrackers to him.
Landon aka Lando
Lando is originally from Morris, AL. Named after Lando Calrissian, the kid of our group and a bartender at The barking Kudu. He can play the hell out of some PS3 but if you ask this "Generation Y" says he only plays 22 hours a year. Watch out for his "Two Hander Landers" shots they hurt after a couple, but if you get the chance try the Motorboat shots. Miller Highlife and Rumplemintz doesn't have a chance with him.
Ed aka Married Guy
Married Guy is originally from Philadelphia, PA. We don't actually call him Married Guy but it's funny to us. He moved down to Birmingham in September 1999. He is the only one in our group who is married and the only one who has a kid... that we know of. He can pound down Miller Lite with the best of them but shots are a different story... unless he is away from home. Miller Lite is like water to him.
Rick aka Dump Truck Dump Truck is originally from Valparaiso, IN. Just like the Married Guy we don't call him Dump Truck. oh wait yes we do, but wait till you see him eat. Please keep your hands and feet away and don't try to take his food away. He is as strong as a gorilla and is the mechanic of our group. We wouldn't need a jack for the short bus but no matter what it's going to get fixed. Miller Lite and Tequila doesn't have a chance with him. |
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